Welcome to Dave Barry!
If you know him, you know. If he's new to you, it is SO worth your time--particularly now--to lurk a bit on his Substack site. Here's an intro: his version of how urologists get to the prostate.
“Let me start by stipulating that women have it much worse, reproductive-organwise, than men. I have seen childbirth at close range, and I cannot believe women do that without CGI1…”
On his Substack page, he has a piece entitled, “Tariffs: A Technical Analysis,” which is definitely not about tariffs—a title that would keep anyone away who doesn’t know him. It is Dave’s hysterical take on medical invasion of his “private parts,” starting with “the prostate gland is a male organ that clearly was intended to be a prank but somehow got accidentally included in the final design.” Read on and laugh here!
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Computer Generated Imagery (movies), in case you don’t have a Millennial catching you up on this stuff.